Paying the [Bookies] Rent!

Steelers travel to the desert this weekend for a coaches reunion show against Ken Whisenhunt's and Russ Grimms redbirds. The Black & Gold is favored by less than a touchdown, which is nothing more than a sign of Vegas' continued enamoration with former canned soup stacker Kurt Warner. I'm not worried, Kurt Warner IS WHO WE THINK HE IS! Both teams will likely be missing their top receiver in Hines Ward(knee) and Anquan Boldin(hip), but I see that as hurting Arizona a whole lot more than it will Pittsburgh.

Last week was a rough week, and we only went 5-7-3 on the games, but we did manage a 2-2 on the gambling picks. We should have been 3-1 except the Redskins decided to play like pussies against Eli 'Fetus Head' Manning in the second half. This is the week where we should start seeing things making a little more sense. The good teams are starting to seperate themselves from the shit teams and we should get on a roll. I'm also gonna start occasionaly throwing out some fancy-ass bets like parlays and teasers and shit for the board. We're rolling with alot of road teams this week, and even a couple of the dreaded road dogs, so be careful. Without further ado, here they are. Home teams in CAPS.

Raiders +4 over DOLPHINS
BILLS +3.5 over Jets
Ravens -4 over BROWNS
COWBOYS -13.5 over Rams
LIONS +3 over Bears
Seahawks -2.5 over 49ERS
Bucs +3 over PANTHERS
CHARGERS -12 over Chiefs
COLTS -10 over Broncos

Season: 22-19-6

Gambling Picks*

Steelers -6.5 over CARDINALS
Packers -3 over VIKINGS
Texans -3 over FALCONS
Eagles -3 over GIANTS
Patriots -7.5 over BENGALS - Another bad line here, even before I found out Rudi Johnson was out this week. The Bengals non-existent defense is going to have a long long day.

4-team Teaser(note: all lines have been teased by 6 points)
Raiders +10 over DOLPHINS
Steelers -0.5 over CARDINALS
COLTS -4 over Broncos
Patriots -1.5 over BENGALS

Season: 4-6

* Note: 5 out of 5 doctors recommend NOT following this advice. If you value your money at all, you should seriously consider NOT betting on the advice of an anonymous internet blogger.