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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Drug Free Golf

Seven of the world's most prestigious golf organizations have announced an anti-doping policy that is set to begin in 2008. The organizations involved are the PGA Tour, European Tour, U.S. Golf Association, Royal & Ancient Golf Club, Augusta National Golf Club, PGA of America and the LPGA Tour. They will ban anabolic agents, hormones, stimulants, narcotics, beta blockers and masking agents, but will not adopt the more stringent World Anti-Doping Association list of banned substances, saying "we do not consider the substances in any way impactful as a performance enhancement."

It will be interesting to see who gets busted first, but it were me, I'd look pretty hard at Mickelson. Steroids have been shown to increase breast development in men, and Ole Lefty is pushing some solid B cup man boobs.

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