Half-ass Xmas Eve Weekend Recap

• Mike McCarthy told Jon Ryan not to punt to Devin Hester. Apparently the Packers interpreted that as "just let the Bears block the punts"
• Browns get back to their roots and lose big game. Steelers benefit with their first division title since 2004.
• Eli tries to lose in honor of Kevin Everett who was in attendance in Buffalo Sunday. Dickhead running backs and defense win it for the Giants anyway.
• TV ads would lead you to believe the best gifts for men are electric razors. Bullshit, we don't like shaving. Razors are a present for you, not us. If you buy your man a razor for Xmas, you can't get mad when he buys you a vacuum or power drill for your anniversary.
• 0-4 so far on my week 16 money picks. Christmas morning is gonna kinda suck, because I've already pawned all the gifts under the tree to buy my Christmas booze.
• In honor of the real Jesus' birthday, Purple Jesus takes day off, Vikings lose.
• I think we can all agree that Sexy Santa cheerleaders are awesome. Can we make this a year round fashion trend?