Big Night for Malkin

Only 10 times in NHL history has a team won their first 7 playoff games of the year. After last nights 5-3 win over the Rangers, the Penguins are number 11. In what will almost certainly jinx them, I also need to mention that 8 of those teams went on to win the Stanley Cup.

It wasn't the prettiest game, and the Penguins high-octane offense spent most of the game back on their heels in their own defensive zone. And while the Rangers controlled most of the game, outshooting the Pens 39-17, Pittsburgh came out on top, thanks to some ridiculously good work in the net by Marc-Andre Fleury and some not so good work by Henrik Lundqvist who gave up 5 goals on those 17 shots. Despite the Rangers continuosly peppering Fleury with pucks, they were still 0-5 on power plays, including two 5-on-3's in the second period. I'm not a hockey expert by any means, but it seems to me a team that makes it to the second round of the playoffs should be able to score some goals when they have a 2 man advantage on the ice. The Penguins on the other hand converted both of their power plays with goals by Evgeni Malkin, who had been announced as a Hart Trophy candidate just hours before. And while only 2 other NHL teams have been able to come back from a 3-0 deficit to win a series, Rangers Captain Jaromir Jagr still hasn't given up:

"I have a very funny feeling about this series. It's not over. It's just my feeling. I don't know how many believe me, but we'll see."

Coincidentally, the last NHL team to erase a 3-0 deficit was another NY team, the Islanders, against the Penguins. Nontheless, we'll see how Jagr's feeling after the Penguins put the final nail in their coffin Thursday night, in what Jagr is saying could be the last game of his career.

Edit: NY Rangers winger, Sean Avery, was hospitalized last night with a ruptured spleen. He was apparently hurt after taking a hit in the first period of last nights game and played the rest of the game with the ruptured spleen. Ain't that some shitty luck? Just as it looked like he might be able to get an early start on his summer internship at Vogue he has to go and get hurt. Seriously though, hope he's all right.

Now lets do it in New York

The Penguins are f**king scorching. After easily sweeping the Ottawa Senators in round 1, they're sitting on a 2-0 series lead against former Penguin great Jaromir Jagr and his NY Rangers. Offense, defense, they're doing it all.

Their second round series didn't start great though. In game 1 last Friday, things looked bleak. Just 4 minutes into the 2nd period and the Pens were trailing 3-0 and struggling to stay in the game. Jarkko Ruuto and Pascal Dupuis put the game within reach with goals just 14 seconds apart in the middle of the 2nd, and early in the 3rd, Marian Hossa and Petr Sykora added two more just 20 seconds apart to put the Pens up. The Rangers managed to tie it, but with the home crowd behind them, the Penguins added an Evgeni Malkin power play goal with just 1:41 left to seal the dramatic comeback victory and hand the Rangers their first road loss of the playoffs. It wouldn't be their last.

Game 2 was a far cry from the offensive fireworks of game 1 as the two goaltenders combined to stop 56 of 57 shots. Unfortunately for the Rangers, the single missed save came courtesy of Henrik Lundqvist when Evgeni Malkin shed Ranger defenseman Marc Staal and flipped a pass to Jordan Staal(Marc's brother) who made a great puck move and lifted it over Lundqvist. The single goal would be all that the Pens needed for the victory, but Adam Hall added an empty net goal at the end of the game anyway.

Tonight will be a big game for both teams as the Rangers try to get their momentum back behind the home crowd of Madison Square Garden while the Penguins look to take a commanding 3-0 series lead.

Steelers Draft Recap

I'll admit I was surprised at the direction the Steelers went in this draft. Despite obviously needing help on both lines, the Steelers used their first two picks on skill positions, taking Illinois RB Rashard Mendenhall in the first round and Texas WR Limas Sweed in the second. While I still think they should've done more to bolster their lines, they got great value with both players. Mendenhall was a projected top-15 pick, so when he fell into the Steelers lap at #23, he became a no-brainer. At 5'10" and 225 lbs, he'll add some power inside running to compliment Fast Willie Parker's outside speed. Mendenhall ain't no slouch in a footrace either though, putting up low 4.40's in the 40, mere hundreths of a second behind Parker's times. He can also block, and can catch as well, although Illinois didn't use him much to catch balls out of the backfield.

Limas Sweed was another great value pick. Easily one of the top 3 receivers in the draft and projected by most to go in the first round, he also fell to the Steelers who snagged him late in the 2nd round with the 53rd pick. Sweed will bring the size to the WR spot that Big Ben has been looking for. With the Steelers receiver production doing a nosedive once you get past Hines Ward and Santonio Holmes, he'll also provide some much needed depth at the position. He's not the fastest guy on the field, but at 6'4" and 212 lbs, he should be a nightmarish matchup for alot of cornerbacks. His senior season was cut short with a wrist injury that ended up needing surgery, but Coach Tomlin is confident that that isn't an issue. Ben is no doubt excited about this pick.

The 3rd and 4th rounds were more of what I was expecting from the Steelers, with UCLA DE Bruce Davis coming in the 3rd. Davis isn't big enough to play DE in the NFL, but shouldn't have a problem transition to outside linebacker in Dick LeBeau's 3-4 defense. The Steelers have successfully converted several other undersized DE's into great linebackers like former Pro Bowlers Joey Porter and Greg Lloyd, and current backers Clark Haggans and James Harrison. Davis has good speed and is 2nd in UCLA history with 29 sacks. He should be able to immediately contribute on special teams and provide some depth at linebacker.

In the 4th round, director of football operations Kevin Colbert finally got Ben some protection up front with Texas OT Tony Hills. With only one OT signed after next season, drafting at least one offensive linemen was a necessity, and Hills coaches think he is better than his former teammate Jonathan Scott, who is now playing in Detroit. Hill has been hampered by numerous injuries in his young career and likely won't be a contributor for at least a year or two.

The 5th round pick came as quite the surprise as the Steelers took Oregon QB Dennis Dixon, despite already having a solid backup to Big Ben in Charlie Batch. They may be thinking that Chaz Batch won't be sticking around much longer, or they might look to groom Dixon into a slash-type WR similar to the way they used Antwaan Randle El. He's still rehabbing the ACL he destroyed last fall, but is extremely athletic and a good value for a 5th rounder. On the downside, he wasn't good enough to start over Kellen Clemens at Oregon.

In the 6th and 7th round, the Steelers got some more defensive guys with inside linebacker Mike Humpal out of Iowa and free safety Ryan Mundy out of West Virginia. Both these guys will probably only make the team as special teamers, but could also see some time on defense as the Steelers aren't very deep at ILB and had some obvious problems at safety(I'm looking at you Anthony "Guarantee" Smith).

I don't pretend to have any sort of talent at judging which college players will become great NFL players, but overall I'm satisfied with the draft. I would have liked to see some more linemen taken, but like Coach Tomlin said, “There are two schools of thought to protect a quarterback, You can get linemen, or you can get him weapons.”

2008 NFL Mock Draft

Everybody else has got a mock draft. I wouldn't want my 2 readers to feel left out.

Miami: LSU - the entire team. Send all the current Dolphins down to the SEC(they should be able to manage a 3rd or 4th place finish).
St Louis: Erika Jensen - The Rams won Super Bowl XXXIV with a former grocery store clerk, and Kurt Warner didn't even win a grocery bagging trophy.
Atlanta: Ingrid Newkirk - She can probably throw as well as Michael Vick, and she's nicer to dogs
Oakland: Amy Winehouse - She won't even have to dress up to fit in with the Raider Nation
Kansas City: Chris Long, Virginia - The Chiefs go after another bad ass DE. With Long on one side and Jarred Allen on the other, the Chiefs pass rush will be unstoppable. Shit!
New York Jets: no pick - The Mangenius is tired of getting booed every year for his draft pick. Not this year.
New England: George W. Bush - If you get caught illegally spying, the best course of action is to just make it legal. Problem solved.
Baltimore: Erik Olsen - If anybody can get this geriatric defense back to the Super Bowl, it's the President of the AARP
Cincinnati: Dr. Phil McGraw - Marvin Lewis turned down the two first round draft picks that the Redskins offered him for a player he doesn't expect to play this year(Chad Johnson). For what? Just to teach him a lesson? Somebody needs to sit these two down and straighten some shit out.
New Orleans: Kenny Phillips, University of Miami - The Saints aren't going to take a chance on another weak hurricane season and are bringing in their own (Miami) Hurricanes to give them something to play for.
Buffalo: Van Chancellor, LSU - The Bills are the only team to make 4 straight Super Bowls and lose them all. Van Chancellor and the LSU Lady Tigers have one-upped them by making 5 straight NCAA Womens Final Four appearances without making the Championship game. It's a match made in heaven.
Denver: Neil Flynn, Scrubs - Apparently nobody in Denver knows how to pick up the trash. Time to bring in a professional.
Carolina: More lesbian cheerleaders with violent tendencies - Seriously, that was awesome and really the only thing I remember about the Panthers over the last 5 years.
Chicago: Jack Daniels - Can Jack Daniels do for Kyle Orton what Gatorade did for Michael Jordan?
Detroit: DeSean Jackson, California - Matt Millen is positive they're one star receiver away from winning a Super Bowl
Arizona: Tedy Bruschi - If you're looking for a championship, bring in an aging brute who's past his prime. Just ask the Suns.
Minnesota: Tiger Woods - Have you seen Tiger's boat? No more paying to rent boats for your bye week sex parties.
Houston: Luigi - The Texans took a chance and took Mario Williams instead of Reggie Bush in the 2006 Draft and it paid off. This year Texans owner Bob McNair gets confused and goes after who he thinks is Williams' brother.
Philadelphia: Calais Campbell, Miami - Donovan McNabb forces this trade after management is unable to convince him that Calais isn't actually related to the Campbell's Chunky Soup people.
Tampa Bay: Bruce Springsteen - The Boss had two hits with "Pink Cadillac" and "Cadillac Ranch". Does he have what it takes to get Cadillac Williams back to 2005 form?
Washington: Song Girls, USC - The Redskins are a perennial contender for hottest cheerleaders in the NFL, but you don't stay that way without going after the top up-and-coming talent.
Dallas: Michael Vick, Leavenworth Penitentiary - They already got Tank Johnson, they got Pacman Jones. If they can get Chris Henry from Tennesse they'll get a bulk discount on lawyer fees
Pittsburgh: Jaleel White - Maybe he can loan Santonio Holmes and Jeff Reed some suspenders to keep their pants on. Seriously guys, pants on.
Tennessee: Colt Brennan, Hawai'i - Sure they already have Vince Young, but coming from Hawai'i, Colt can probably get some kick-ass weed. And if you got him on the payroll, he's less likely to snitch to the cops.
Seattle: The Sonics - The only way the Seahawks are gonna get a championship banner to hang in the stadium any time soon
Jacksonville: Marcus Howard - The Georgia DE was the MVP of the Sugar Bowl. And when life hands you (Cleo) Lemon, you're gonna need some sugar to make lemonade.
San Diego: Barry Bonds - He's currently unemployed so you can probably get him cheap, and as Shawne Merriman has shown, the Chargers don't have a problem with steroid use.
Dallas: pick traded to Tennessee for Chris Henry - cause Jerry Jones is fucking crazy. Tennessee takes Jarious Jackson from the CFL's BC Lions. Another QB they don't need, but now they've got the Tennessee ganja market cornered between Colt Brennan's Maui Wowee and Jackson's BC Bud. If they can ever find somebody from Humboldt State they won't even need to sell tickets to make money.
San Francisco: Some gay guy - Not that there's anything wrong with that. Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with 32 different jokes for one post?
Green Bay: Shane Stant - The Packers need somebody to take out Aaron Rodgers so they can convince Favre to come back.
New York Giants: Tiki Barber - They won the Super Bowl without him, imagine how good they'd be with him.

On to Round 2

Flash back to a year ago and you'd see the Penguins season ending in Ottawa with a loss to the Senators, capping a 4 games to 1 loss in the first round of the playoffs. Skip ahead to the last game of the regular season this year and you'd see Pittsburgh taking the ice against Philadelphia. A win against the Flyers would give them the #1 seed in the Eastern Conference and a first round matchup against Boston. A loss and they'd fall to the #2 seed and rematch against Ottawa. So the Penguins did what anybody would do and benched their star Sidney Crosby. The move and ensuing loss led many people, including the Ottawa coach, to speculate that the Penguins lost on purpose to set up a chance for revenge against the Senators. Whether that was the game plan or not doesn't really matter. What does matter is the Penguins made the Senators look like the Mighty Ducks...before Gordon Bombay taught them the value of teamwork and the flying V. It didn't take long for the Senators to see what was in store for them as Gary Roberts put one in the net just 68 seconds into the game. Petr Sykora added another first period goal on route to a 4-0 route of the Senators, and the Penguins never looked back, and finished the 4 game sweep in the same building where their season ended last year.

Sidney Crosby overcame a scoreless first game to finish with a team-high 8 points on 2 goals and 6 assists, and Evgeni Malkin was right behind him with 2 goals and 5 assists. Sykora was the goal leader with 3 as the Penguins outshot the Senators 161-112. It wasn't just offense though, goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury set a team record by allowing just 5 goals in the series. His .955 save percentage helped quell any playoff doubts Penguins fans had about the young goalie. Solid penalty-killing(Ottawa converted just 1 of 11 power plays) kept the Senators from ever having a chance, as they were outscored 16-5 while leading a total of just 4:28 in the series

It was the Penguins first sweep of a playoff series in 16 years, and the 4 wins improved Coach Michel Therrien's career playoff record to 11-10. The sweep will give the Pens plenty of confidence going into their second round matchup(likely against either the Rangers or the Flyers), but will also give them a week to rest, which will be especially welcome for Gary Roberts who didn't play the last two games of the series after suffering a sore groin.

Rip City is Back!!

The Blazers lost their final game of the season last night, falling 100-91 to the Suns in Phoenix. Despite finishing with a loss, the season was, without a doubt, hugely successful. This is how they finished up their last home game on Tuesday night in a sold out Rose Garden:



When Greg Oden went down before the season, this team was written off, but instead they banded together behind Brandon Roy and still managed a .500 season despite untimely injuries to LaMarcus Aldridge, Brandon Roy, and James Jones. They nearly doubled their win total from two years ago(21 wins in 2005-06). Their 41 wins also showed a 9 game improvement from last year. Roy's leadership on this team earned him a spot on the 2008 All-Star team just a year after running away with the Rookie of the Year award. With Oden returning next year to join Aldridge and Roy, this team is set up to seriously contend for the title in the next couple years. Even in the dominate Western Conference, they will likely be one of the teams to beat next year. And unlike the Suns, Mavericks, and Spurs, the Blazers won't have to worry about aging stars for some time, as they were the 3rd youngest team in NBA History this year.

And if the players we already have weren't enough to get you excited, how bout the ones we don't have. Spanish phenom Rudy Fernandez should be joining the team after finishing off his contract with the Spanish national team. The Blazers also got a favorable ruling from the NBA concerning Darius Miles bum knee and were able to release him freeing up a ton of cap space and if they're able to unload Raef LaFrentz that will free up even more. Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against Raef, but there's no way he's worth what he's being paid, especially when next year he's unlikely to be much more than a 3rd string center. That should give them the cap space to go after a premier point guard to run the offense for them. The contracts they've given out over the last couple years have led several people to speculate that the Blazers plan to go after Chris Paul when he becomes a free agent next year, and rumor has it they had several offers rebuked by the Toronto Raptors earlier this year in an attempt to bring in Jose Calderon. While we currently have 4 point guards on the roster, none of them have shown that they will be the multi-faceted point guard the Blazers are looking for. Steve Blake is solid on defense, but he's not great at pushing the ball up the court. Jarrett Jack is the best scorer, and Sergio Rodriguez is the best at running the pick-and-roll, but tends to turn the ball over alot. With those three getting most of the playing time, we didn't get to see much of what Von Wafer could do after we brought him in before the trade deadline in exchange for Taureen Green, but if one of these guys doesn't show that they can develop into a premier point guard in the offseason, expect the Blazers to go after a big name.

In the front court, things are looking even brighter. LaMarcus Aldridge turned it up a notch this year, especially in the second half of the season, and is turning into a dominant forward, and Oden and Joel Przybilla are going to be a fearsome 1-2 punch at center. Channing Frye is understandably excited after spending his first two seasons in the black hole of the Knicks organization, and has shown flashes of what he will become. Then there's Travis Outlaw who improved drastically this year and turned into one of the premier 6th men in the league this year, averaging 13 and 5 off the bench. James Jones is an absolutely deadly shooter(he was 6-7 from 3 pt range Tuesday, and finished the season 2nd in the NBA behind the arc), and is one of the most underrated players in the league, and the Blazers poor record while he was injured shows it. Martell Webster showed he can knock it down from long range as well.

Right now, the biggest problem for the Blazers that I see is their roster space. That should get straightened out in the next year as they figure out what direction they're going at point guard. Obviously Brandon Roy, Greg Oden, and LaMarcus Aldridge are unlikely to go anywhere. Outlaw and Jones are next on my list of people to keep, followed by Przybilla. I'd love to see Przybilla stick around, but depending on what happens next year with him and Oden, he may decide to go to another contender where he can start, and he'd definitely deserve it. Channing Frye and Martell Webster would be nice, but not critical to keep. At point guard, Blake is our best option right now, with Rodriguez probably having the brightest future. Von Wafer may stick around since he can also play shooting guard behind Roy. Anyway you look at it, the future is bright.

In tribute to our I-5 brethren up in Seattle, here's a tribute video someone put together, appropriately set to Johnny Cash's 'Hurt':

Thanks for nothing Goodell!

The 2008 NFL Schedule was released yesterday and to paraphrase Roethlisberger on ESPN yesterday, if this was the BCS, the Steelers definitely wouldn't be the preseason #1. Based on last years records, they have the hardest schedule in the NFL, with their opponents combining for a .598 winning percentage. They will face 8 of the 11 teams that made the playoffs last year(the Steelers were the 12th playoff team), including all 5 of the AFC Playoff teams and both Super Bowl teams. They have road games against Jacksonville, Washington, New England, and Tennessee. Their home schedule isn't much easier with games against the Giants, Colts, Chargers, and Cowboys. There is also going to be limited morning boozefests, as they have only have 5 early games. They do get 5 games in primetime though(2 Monday Night games, 2 Sunday Night games, and a Thursday night game). At first glance, I have to say matching their 2007 record of 10-6 would have to be considered an outstanding success.

New England on the other hand, has the easiest schedule with their opponents 2007 records coming in at a measly .387 winning percentage and facing only 3 2007 playoff teams. What the hell? Belichick must have pictures of Goodell's wife blowing a goat or something.

With this brutal schedule, and Clevelands improvement last year, there is already talk of the Browns taking over as the top dog in the AFC North. Kinda like how everyone predicted the Bengals were going to do last year. I wonder how that worked out? Mondesishouse.com gives us a rundown of the 2008 Browns hype.

Channing Frye's Blog

Last week in Bill Simmons links of the week, he had a link to Channing Frye's blog. For those that don't know, Frye is one of the newer Blazers that came over as part of the Zach Randolph exchange with the Knicks last year. He's been pretty solid this year, coming off the bench for LA and Przybilla, and getting some solid starts the last few games with Przybilla out. He's got some pretty funny stuff on there:

Talking about steroids and the report about the steroids bust involving a bunch hip-hop guys:

The whole “I can’t move my arms, I’m so big” look. Maybe the ‘roids help them with their music or their sport. Maybe that’s it. I could be confused — they might think that being that huge could get them girls. Guys: you’re rich ‘n famous already.

They wanted you any way you were.

And an excerpt from his review of the Alien vs Predator movie:

I went to see this movie because I really was like there is no way you can mess up this movie. Put the two aliens against the predators throw a few humans in there, let them die horribly, have a huge alien fight the best predator like cage match or something, give it a cool ending… simple. But no, really, the best analogy is like asking your mom or dad to make cereal and they mess it up - they give you a fork to eat it with and then they pour lemon juice in it to drink it

Monday recap

I spent all weekend getting my white ass burnt to a crisp at the Portland International Raceway watching crazy ass fools whipping around at upwards of 170 mph on motorcycles. Pretty amazing how fast those guys jump back to their feet after biting pavement. I was pretty sure I watched one guy die. Anyway, here's another lazy ass updates post.

• The Seattle Sonics won what is probably their last game in Seattle. Thanks to the underhanded dealings of owner(and David Stern's good friend personal dicksucker) Clay Bennett, Seattle's 41 years of NBA history will likely be moving to the NBA mecca of Oklahoma City.
• Despite only one sub-par final round among the top 10 finishers(and none in the top 7), Tiger still couldn't make much of a threat on Sunday and finished 2nd behind South African Trevor Immelman
• Immelman, who had only one previous PGA Tour win, had surgery to remove a benign tumor last December, and had missed the cut in 4 of his last 8 starts.
• The Blazers got their 40th win Saturday night over the playoff-bound Mavericks. Its their 1st 40-win season since 2004. With a home game against Memphis on Tuesday before traveling to Phoenix for the season finale on Wednesday, the Blazers have an excellent opportunity to finish with at least a .500 record.
• NHL Playoffs: Montreal leads Boston 2-1; Pittsburgh leads Ottawa 2-0; Washington tied with Philly 1-1; NY Rangers lead New Jersey 2-1; Detroit leads Nashville 2-0; Calgary leads San Jose 2-1; Minnesota tied with Colorado 1-1; Dallas leads Anaheim 2-0
• In baseball action, the Diamondbacks have the top record at 9-3, while the Tigers are bringing up the rear at 2-10. The Pirates bounced back from getting swept by the Cubs(including 2 losses in extra innings) to sweep the Reds, and are sitting at 6-6.
• After a clever Boston fan/construction worker buried a David Ortiz jersey in the concrete while working on the new Yankees stadium. The Yankees foiled the attempted curse, by digging it back up. No sign of Hoffa's body.
  

Yeah, but can she pick up a weak-side blitz?

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All Sports Updates

• Pat Summit won her 8th National Championship as coach of Tennessee as Candace Parker led the Volunteers to an easy victory over the drunken christmas trees of Stanford
• The NHL Playoffs start tonight with four games. The Pens are out for revenge in a rematch of last years opening round series against Ottawa. This time they're the favorites.
• Speaking of the Senators, A Canadian sportswriter is urging them to go after Sidney's ankle. Pittsburgh enforcer Georges Laraque replies: "That writer is just stupid. I've never heard anything so stupid." I'm betting Laraque and Jarkko Ruutu pick up some early penalty minutes so the Senators don't get any ideas.
• Another Lakers win streak ends at the Rose Garden. The Lakers have lost their last 6 and 12 of the last 14 at the Rose Garden. Roy, Aldridge, and Frye all picked up double-doubles and all had more than 20 points.
• The Masters Par 3 tournament will be aired on ESPN today. The real golf starts tomorrow.
• The Pirates are showing periodic flashes of mediocrity. I wouldn't go so far as to say they're improving, but maybe they finally worked out a 3 year plan to figure out that 5 year plan. Hey, at least they're not the Detroit Tigers.
• Steely McBeam got McDrunk which is cool, but then he also McDrove, McRanaRedLight, and got McArrested

How to lose money

You see? That's why I'm not a very good gambler. If you read everything I wrote yesterday except for my picks at the end, you would have thought I was picking Kansas and probably the under. I had all the information I needed, and I ignored it and went with Memphis instead. Look at some of the points I made in yesterday's post:

• Kansas has a size advantage
• Kansas has more depth
• Memphis starters played alot of minutes on Saturday
• Kansas was able to spread the minutes around
• Memphis has free throw shooting problems

And yet somehow I still talked myself into Memphis AND giving up points. In the end, it was their old nemesis the free throw that cost them the game. Sure they were making a ton of them in the last couple games, but those were with comfortable leads. They did pretty good last night too until the pressure mounted and they had to make them. Even then, Memphis had the win and the spread covered until that son-of-a-bitch Chalmers dropped in a prayer from behind the arc to tie it with just seconds remaining. And the over...well, I wasn't even close on that one. Even with an overtime they couldn't get past the 147 mark. I know hindsight is 20/20, but after huge emotional wins like Kansas and Memphis saw on Saturday and 2 1/2 weeks of high tempo basketball, I should've seen the under coming. In fact, I think a little research is due to see what percentage of title games hit the under. There might be a pattern there that we can use in the future.

Memphis vs Kansas

I should have known better than picking two teams whose best players were blue-chip white boys over two of the most athletic and talented college teams we've seen in recent years. Memphis and Kansas both took care of business rather easily against UCLA and UNC to set up what should be a very exciting and well-fought title match. I've been giving Memphis alot of shit during the tournament, mostly for their free-throw shooting, but other than a near miss against Mississippi State when they shot under 47%, it hasn't been a factor. They've gone from a season average of under 60% to a tourney average of over 70%. That average jumps to over 80% for the last three games against UCLA, Texas, and Michigan State. Derrick Rose and Chris Douglas-Roberts have been impressive and Joey Dorsey has been an absolute beast on defense, and by keeping Kevin Love in check was a huge factor against UCLA.

Kansas has also been doing an exceptional job of proving the doubters(myself included) wrong. Despite doing their best to give up a 28 point 1st half lead, the Jayhawks were able to outlast the Tarheels and pulled away after the North Carolina managed to close the gap to 4. Like Memphis, Kansas has been getting it done mostly with stellar guard play from Brandon Rush and Mario Chalmers. They've also got a big man inside in Sasha Kaun, who is nearly singlehandedly responsible for Kansas escaping Davidson in the Elite 8.

In the end, this should be a great match-up. Kansas has a slight size advantage, and has more depth off the bench than Memphis. That depth could be even more of a factor after Saturday's games. Memphis guards Rose, Douglas-Roberts, and Antonio Anderson all played more than 35 minutes against UCLA, while Kansas had 8 guys play double-digit minutes. Both teams suffered a near-loss against underdog opponents, but other than those games have been winning by healthy margins. I like the way Memphis bounced back after their game against Mississippi State by beating two tough teams in Michigan State and Texas. Kansas had to only get through UNLV and Villanova before nearly falling to Davidson. They looked to be bouncing back nicely in the first half against UNC, before struggling and nearly letting the game slip away in the second half. They won't be able to slack off like that against a motivated and athletic Memphis team.

Over/under 147: Take the over. Both these teams have multiple scoring options and this should be a fairly high scoring affair.

Memphis -2 over Kansas: Always bet on blue. Shit, never mind, they're both wearing blue. Even with Saturday's exhausting game against UCLA, I think the Tigers are too dialed in right now. Try and get the Kansas big boys in foul trouble and then make sure and keep hitting those free throws.

Jay Jensen's lips are safe

Jay Jensen is an athletic trainer for the Blazers. When training camp opened up last October, he heard Joel Przybilla bragging about how he was in the best shape of his career. Jensen laughed when Przybilla started telling everyone that he would play in all 82 games this year. Jensen had a point, Przybilla has missed a ton of games over due to injury, and in his 7 years in the NBA, has yet to play 82 games in a season. But this was a new and improved Joel Przybilla. With the drafting of Greg Oden, there were some question marks as to what Przybilla's role on the team would be, and he stepped up his offseason workouts. One thing led to another, and soon a wager was in place. If Joel failed to play in all 82 games, he had to buy dinner for Jay. But the other side of the bet is where things get entertaining. If Joel stayed healthy and didn't miss a game, Jensen would have to kiss Przybilla's ass at halfcourt at the conclusion of the Blazer's final game.

With just 6 games left going into Sunday's game against the Spurs, and Przybilla still healthy, Jensen had to have been getting worried. Luckily for him though, Przybilla will be forced to miss the final 5 games after breaking his hand in the Spurs game when his hand was smacked into the rim while attempting to block a shot in the 2nd quarter.

Final Four Picks

North Carolina over Kansas
UCLA over Memphis

I could write a bunch of bullshit and give you a bunch of reasons but really there isn't much exciting to talk about that hasn't already been beaten to death over the last few weeks. In a season in which all four #1 seeds made it to the final four, I don't see any reason to go against the favorites in these two games either. Besides who doesn't want to see two of the best white big men in college go head to head in what could potentially decide the Naismith College Player of the Year. If this was last year it wouldn't even be a contest and the upper-classman Tyler Hansbrough would get the nod. But with Kevin Durant popping the freshman player of the year cherry last year, Kevin Love's chances got infinitely better and if he leads the Bruins to a national title, he would have to get some serious consideration, especially if for some reason UNC falls to Kansas tomorrow.

Division Champs!

Despite numerous injuries to key players that threatened to derail their season, the Penguins clinched the Atlantic Division last night with a 4-2 win over the Flyers. Crosby and Fleury are getting back in the groove just in time for the playoffs after they both missed alot of time this spring. Crosby had 2 goals and an assist last night and Fleury did his part on the other end of the net stopping 27 shots as the Penguins won their 8th home game in a row while also clinching their first Division title in 10 years.

Evgeni Malkin added another goal and assist and was named team MVP after the game. Malkin has also made a serious case for himself as a Hart Trophy candidate. Although he has fallen behind Alexander Ovechkin in the scoring race, you can't overlook the way Malkin stepped up during Crosby's absence, especially when you consider that without Crosby, defenders were focusing alot more on Malkin. Plus, the Ovechkin-led Capitals have some work to do just to make the playoffs, while the Penguins can do no worse than the 2nd seed in the East. A win in their last game(against the Flyers again on Sunday) would guarantee the Pens at least a share of the top spot in the East(After going to wins, I have no idea how the NHL tiebreakers work, so we'll have to wait and see), while a Montreal loss would clinch the first seed for them.

Baseball is here!

The Pirates are undefeated!! No April Fools Day joke here, Xavier Nady hit his second homer of the game, a 3-run shot, in the bottom of the 12th and the Pirates hung on for an opening day win against the Braves. It wasn't pretty though. Pittsburgh choked up a 5 run lead in the bottom of the ninth and nearly lost their 3 run lead in the bottom of the 12th. Offense(or more appropriately, bad defense) was the name of the game as the two bullpens combined to allow 17 runs. At the plate, most of the Buccos started the season off on the right foot with a team batting average of .347 for the game, including Nady's 4-for-7. Not getting involved was Jason Bay, who continued his lackluster play from last year by failing to get a hit in 6 plate appearances. But don't worry, Bay was just as good on defense, as he let a 2-out pop fly fall to the grass in the ninth, letting the Braves score two runs and tie the game.

New manager John Russell got a win in his first game as a big league manager, and will try to improve to 2-0 as the Pirates stay in Atlanta to take on the Braves again Wednesday and Thursday. As of now, it will be impossible for the Pirates to fall below .500 until at least Thursday, a full 4 days into the season. Things are really looking up in the Steel City.