Happy Thanksgiving!

I managed to sneak out a 8-6-2 record last week, but I'm gonna have to do better than that if we want to get back above .500 for the year

COWBOYS -14 over Jets - The Jets go on the road this week, so New Yorkers won't have any Gate D titty flashing to distract them from the shilacking that Dallas is going to lay on them
Colts -12 over FALCONS - The Colts better get back on track quick. Luckily they're playing the Falcons and Joey Harrington.
Seahawks -3 over RAMS - The pressure's off the Rams. They won a game and no longer have to worry about going 0-16, which means they can go back to sucking
GIANTS -7 over Vikings - What the hell is going on? Peyton and the Colts are falling apart and Eli and the Giants are looking like a serious NFC contender.
BUCS -3 over Redskins - No idea here, so I'm taking the home team
Saints -3 over PANTHERS - I'm getting whiplash watching the Saints, can they just make up their mind on whether they're gonna win games or not?
Titans +1 over BENGALS - I don't know that I'd pick the Bengals as favorites if they were playing the Dolphins
BROWNS -3.5 over Texans - I'm pretty sure that ball bouncing backwards off the support beam last week violated at least 3 laws of physics.
Raiders +6 over CHIEFS - the meh, whatever game of the week
49ers +10.5 over CARDINALS - never mind, this one is even worse than the Raiders/Chiefs matchup
Broncos +2 over BEARS - 2 in a row for the Broncos, and they're smelling a possible AFC West title. Not that that is really anything to be proud of.
Ravens +10 over CHARGERS - 4 months ago these two teams were being talked about as Super Bowl contenders, now they're just trying to finish above .500.
PATRIOTS over Eagles - That's it, Vegas has given up on even keeping a line on Patriots games. Our cash cow has broke the fence and headed for the hills. If you can find a line on this game of less than 25 points, bet it.
STEELERS -16 over Dolphins - Steelers haven't lost a game at home this year. Dolphins haven't won a game period. Steelers have won 12 straight Monday night games at home. The Dolphins are looking to be the first 0-16 team ever.

Season: 68-82-11

Money Picks*

Packers -3 over LIONS - 3 points? I know this is a huge Thanksgiving Day rivalry and the Pack is on the road, but this almost seems to easy. And in Friday's news, Brett Favre shit the bed against the Lions to fall to 9-2.
JAGUARS -7.5 over Bills - The Jags matchup next week against Indy could end up deciding the division. Lets hope the Jags don't look past the Bills.

4-team teaser (NOTE: all lines have been teased by 6 points)

COWBOYS -8 over Jets
JAGS -1.5 over Bills
Titans +7 over BENGALS
Colts -6 over FALCONS

Season: 18-24

* Note: 5 out of 5 doctors recommend NOT following this advice. If you value your money at all, you should seriously consider NOT betting on the advice of an anonymous internet blogger.