F you, and you, and you

Lets start with the big one, Fuck you Bill Belichick. Fine, so you won, I could really care less, but why hold off on the F-U score in this game. The spread is 6 points, your up by 4 in field goal range and you fucking kneel down 3 straight times? Kick the goddamn field goal and cover the spread you sleeveless asshole.

Fuck you Mike Holmgren. You walrus-looking pussy. 4th and half a yard, in sudden death overtime, getting close to field goal range. I applauded you for going for it. After all, you used to be a good coach, you can get a half yard when you need it the most right? It's simple here, just sneak Hasselback right behind the center and you've got a first down. Or if you want to get gutsy, throw a little wide receiver automatic to the sideline out of the spread formation you decided to use. At least if you miss that you've shown some balls. But no, instead you decide to pull some weak-ass delay handoff up the middle for a loss of a yard. 2 minutes later and you just lost the game to the Browns who are now only a half game back of Pittsburgh in the AFC North. You better start sucking alot of dick if you want to have a job at the end of this year.

Fuck you Chargers. You get the light version of the fuck you this week, because despite your best efforts I still managed a fantasy league win with Philip Rivers starting. Did someone forget to tell you that the Vikings have one of the worst pass defenses in the league? I guess I can't blame you for trying to run all day with LT. Philip Rivers may not have made many good throws yesterday, but when he did toss a catchable one, the receivers invariably managed to fuck it up. But still, you do realize that there are more ways to run than straight up the middle against one of the stoutest defensive lines in the league. Maybe try the occasional screen pass or pitchout and let LT get to the outside and do what he does best.