I Have Love for New York!

Surprise, Surprise, TMZ.com is reporting that New York's romance with Season 1 winner Tango has hit the skids. While we can't be sure what exactly happened, New York waxed poetically about the failed relationship in 2 simple words: "Fuck Tango!"

For any man brave and classy enough to attempt to woo New York and impress her wonderful, loving mother, She is now accepting casting calls for Season 2 at ilovenewyork2.com. And as an added bonus, we the public get to vote on who makes it on the show. I think we can all agree that Scrapface(currently #3 in votes) needs to be in the house. Unfortunately, this probably means that "Take a Chance on Love" with Season 1 runner-up Chance won't happen just yet.