Some guy named Zach Johnson(Joaquin Phoenix's twin?? You be the judge) pulled off the upset at Augusta today, winning with a overall score of +1, tied for the highest winning score ever at the Masters.
Tiger threatened off and on, and lead early on, but had bogies at crucial moments that kept him from his 5th green jacket. Retief Goosen looked dialed in early, but couldn't hang on despite a -3 rounder 69 for the day. Phil "Tits McGee" Mickelson continued his collapse with an early triple bogey and overall, looked like the "Phil at a Major" of old. I always enjoy watching Phil and Vijay fail, and this years Masters didn't disappoint.
One of the big items of this years tourney was the cold weather. The temps were all the way down in the 50's!! Pussies. Lets see them play spring golf in Montana when you have to wear a winter parka and long johns and have to use a neon colored ball so that you can find it in the snow. Then you can bitch about the cold weather.
Congrats to Zach on getting only his 2nd tour win ever, even though I'm pretty sure that Jesus didn't really help you out as much as you seem to think. Although now that I think about it, the Big Man probably wouldn't have minded spending the day on the links instead of in a stuffy church listening to everyone talk about his death.
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