Vinny's Back!!

Vinny Testaverde failed to take my advice to heart, and in just 5 short weeks has blown his entire retirement savings betting on my advice. Lucky for him, the Carolina Panthers have two very shitty and very hurt quarterbacks on their roster, and have agreed to give him a job for the next year or so. At age 43, Testaverde has been playing in the NFL for 20 years and the Panthers are the 7th team he has played for.

Steelers are off this weekend, taking a bye to recuperate from the first 5 weeks of the season before heading to Mile High next weekend to take on the slumping Broncos in the Sunday Night game.

I don't have much this week, so I'm giving you a halftime sandwich. It's the Modified Ursus: Peanut butter, mayo, sweet onion, tomato, sharp cheddar, and bacon stuffed onto white bread. Don't be afraid of the PB & mayo combo, it might sound a little weird, but man up and give it a shot. You'll be rewarded. This is a delicious sandwich, even if you don't have any ganja left in your official Michael Vick Water Bottle.

Last week we had another poor showing on the picks, and missed several games by just a couple points, including the Cardinals giving up a late touchdown and 2-point conversion to the Rams to miss the spread by a measly half point. This week we're gonna ride a few road dogs again and see if it gets us anywhere.

Eagles -3.5 over JETS
Titans +3 over BUCS
Texans +7 over JAGS
Rams +10 over RAVENS
BEARS -5 over Vikings
PACKERS -3 over Redskins
Bengals -3 over CHIEFS
Raiders +10 over CHARGERS
SEAHAWKS -6.5 over Saints
Giants -3.5 over FALCONS

Season: 37-31-7

Money Picks*

CARDINALS -4.5 over Panthers
BROWNS -4.5 over Miami
Patriots -5.5 over COWBOYS

3-team road teaser(note: all lines have been teased by 6 points)

Patriots +0.5 over COWBOYS
Rams +16 over RAVENS
Titans +9 over BUCS

Season: 7-12

* Note: 5 out of 5 doctors recommend NOT following this advice. If you value your money at all, you should seriously consider NOT betting on the advice of an anonymous internet blogger.