The Bandit will be taking a reprieve from posting while slacking off at work in order to not post while not even attending work at all as I fish and drink my way through the homeland. I will return in 10 days, hungover and sunburnt, to the following news items:
- The Pirates will have halted their losing streak(currently at 6 games) and won 9 straight. Jason Bay is currently the worst hitter in the majors since June, and Zach Duke is the most hit pitcher in the same time period. Being a Pirates fan is fun.
- Levi Leipheimer will have won the Tour de France(likely followed by the French trying to frame him for performance enhancing drugs)
- Alberto Contador will have won the young rider classification at the Tour de France
- The fallout from Japanese nuclear reactor leaks will have created a new Godzilla, Mothra, or other kick ass monster
- The release of a Jessica Biel sex tape...hey, a guy can dream
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