Who hasn't been in this situation? You're in the bathroom stall, ready to finish up, but goddammit if you're not too tired to pull out the toilet paper on your own. Until now you only had two choices: You could say the hell with it and pull up your pants dirty, or drop your ass into the bowl for a little wet clean up(make sure and flush first). But now, thanks to the geniuses over at Kimberly-Clark, you've got a third option; just wave your hand in front of their new automatic toilet paper dispenser, summon the strength to tear the the 5 sheets of tissue off and wipe away(focus groups determined that 5 sheets was the optimum amount).
That's right, we now have automatic toilet paper dispensers. I guess now scientists are going to have to waste their time working on frivolous tasks like curing cancer.
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