MPAA to use smoking content to rate movies

So it seems that the MPAA is going to start looking at smoking in the movies as one of the factors to give it an 'R' rating, saying it influences kids to start smoking. This is a great idea, but we need to take it even farther. We also need to rate movies 'R' for any appearances of fast food restaraunts(don't want our kids getting fat), videogames(we all know how playing video games causes violence and especially school shootings), SUV's(hello, global warming anybody). While we're at it, we should probably do it for any movie that shows baseball, or any professional sport for that matter, since this will likely cause kids to start using steroids. This is just a few, but it's a start. If we work hard enough, in a couple years we won't have to teach the kids anything about personal responsibility and good choices. Of course people that already have kids are screwed, they've been watching these things in movies since they were 7 years old so they destined to become obese, chain-smoking, environment-destroying, murderers with 'roid rage. At least they'll be able to sue corporate America in a few years for all their problems.