Poor Paris Hilton

The day after the slightly worried looking heiress unexpectedly showed up to the MTV Movie Awards only to be thoroughly bashed on by host Sarah Silverman, Ms. Hilton checked herself into an LA County jail to begin serving her sentence for probation violation. Paris will be staying in "special needs" section of the jail that is used to keep high-profile inmates separate from the general population. She will apparently not have a cellmate to sexually abuse keep her company in her 12x8 cell. And with only 1 hour a day allowed out of her cell, and no cellphones allowed, Paris will likely suffer from severe connectile dysfunction. Perhaps she can keep herself busy by beefing up to protect herself in the showers.

Of course the people I'm really worried about are the paparazzi. With Paris in jail and Lindsey in rehab, it could be a tough couple weeks for the tabloids. We can only hope that Britney can get some panty-less partying done without the other two.

In honor of Paris' incarceration, a couple youtube prison catfights for everybody's enjoyment.

Prison Catfight